Encore

Thanks for all the e-mails, comments and metro suggestions on my “Bitchy Cow and Blue Dream” post. For those wondering where it went, I removed it. I decided that it was so perfectly marvelous that I should work on expanding, spicing it up and eventually, republish it as a work of fiction. Poor parents, NonnaBlog is killing their hopes of a law degree and a PhD with every post. Anyways, for all the bitchy cows and assholes of the world who think that ex-Soviet Jews are all prostitutes, drunks, not really Jews, “WHATEVER” and so on, I reproduce the “I Have a Dream” part of the post:

My “blue dream” is to organize a massive field trip sponsored by the Israeli government and private donations (I think this is the ONE thing that we can get the ex-Soviet Jewish community to contribute to big time) to send the bitchy cows and assholes in Israel and the Jewish Diaspora on a good old field trip to ride the Moscow metro. Boy oh boy, it will be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody should come!!!!!!!! Yalla! The ultra-Orthodox, the modern Orthodox, the seculars -- everyone is absolutely welcome. Come as you are with your hats, kippas, Stars of David, but most importantly, just come! YOUR FACE SHOULD BE ENOUGH!!!!!! It will be a real “Russian” experience. After we enrich our Russian vocabulary with words like “urodlivaya zhidovskaya morda” (ugly kiky face) and a couple of you get your ignorant brains get splashed against the nearest window, we will all hop on an El Al flight back to Eretz Israel. Then you fuckers will tell my community what’s what.

PS: BTW, Marianne, what happenend on the Budapest taxi? I might be riding one in the future not too distant along with Anna and Anouk.